Super Powers
So… What super power would you want if you could have one. To get things off to a good start, I’m only talking about the big powers. If you want to exert mental control over small birds or something, you’re not really in the super power framework. Sure, it is a power, but not too spectacular.
I’m going to focus on Super Strength, Flight, and Invisibility. We’ll add more as you comment!
To start with, I’m going to have to invoke Strongbad on the topic of Invisibility… I think he has a good treatment of why being invisible isn’t all that grand. I also think, that it would depend upon the type of invisibility I got. If I was the type of invisible where only I disappeared, but everything else, like my clothes, were still visible, that wouldn’t be too useful. First, I’m not the type to wander around naked. Especially since I no longer live in Southern California, and the weather in much of the world doesn’t favor nudity… At least not the parts of the world where I hang out.
There is also the fact that, I think part of the utility of invisibility is the ability to become visible at the right time. I don’t think that one can suddenly appear, buck naked, and claim that it was the “right time” to do so. Lastly, as you all know me well… I could never survive very long without all the stuff I keep in my pockets. Wandering around naked and pocketless is totally not my style.
As for Super Strength… Well, I don’t often find myself in situations where I need more strength than I already come equipped with. Sure, when there is a Home Depot truck stuck on the beach, being super strong would be great. But, being super inventive and having some equally super inventive friends at your disposal quickly solves that problem. And the super inventive strategy lends itself to a better story. Remember the time TG got the Home Depot truck stuck on the beach, then just picked it up and put it back in the parking lot? That is a lame story. What really happened was much more entertaining.
I don’t think I need super strength. That is what cranes are for.
Flight… Flight is a tough one. First off, do I get the flight where I need wings, or some room to move around? I’d need some big wings, and that would make it hard to fly around indoors. Also, if I need like a runway, that would be rough. I’d like to be able to fly to the top of the aisles in Home Depot and Sam’s club. If I need wings or something, that would be rough. Also, I already have some trouble finding clothes that fit.
If I have the flight that is just more of the levitation variety, that would probably be the coolest. I’d probably never not levitate. I’d never have to buy new shoes, since I could just push off stuff and glide around. I also could just jump off anything, or on anything. I could take awesome photos, because I could just float over to the best possible vantage.
I think I’m going to pick levitation style flight. Your turn…